Ahhh yes...my Schmoopie Big Daddy is the greatest of all Saboteurs! Pure Bad *ss! That's him!
I pointed out as much last night as we were sat on the couch watching a new CSI and Kitchen Nightmares.
I was innocently crocheting while I waited for him to arrive home from the shop with some milk for the next day...while he was out I secretly thought "Please bring me a treat" like a lil' kid...then I thought "Nooooooooo, don't bring me a treat I don't need it!" and sure enough he came home with "a treat"...chips...not my fave snack and I can NEVEr eat all in one sitting but I can have more than the 21 the label calls a serving! hehehe Ugh...every bite was taken with a lil bit of extra flavour too...what's that called again? Umm oh right...GUILT!! *rolls eyes*
I said "Why are you bringing me these things?! I purposely don't buy them when we go for groceries so I won't have them to tempt me!?" His response was "I don't control your hands or your mouth...you don't HAVE to eat them..." *shaking head/double take* I don't HAVE to...of course I HAVE to...they're sitting there in all their crappy junkfoody goodness! No choice! haha
Grrrrrr! BAD BAD BAD Big Daddy! If he's happy with his wife 60 pounds heavier than when he met her --he must REALLY Love her!
I asked him if he could PLEASE stop fattening me up like a Christmas Goose (more like pig) as I don't think more cushion for ANYTHING is a good thing...like I always say to Mini Dimps "Too Much of a Good Thing, no matter how wonderful, is a BAD thing"...
Big Daddy promised to try harder and remember not to bring me edible treats! hehe I told him if he had to bring something home for me, get batteries for my Wii remotes, or a new charger for them...or save his pennies for a new treadmill...something USEFUL...
Let's see how tonight goes...Wish me luck!
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